One of my favourite things about having a blog is reading the search terms people use to find me.
Interestingly enough, these are some of my top searches overall:
- highland cow (I only have one picture of these critters AND I don’t even properly identify them! As a result, though, my Lunenburg County Safari page is a hot read!
- cheez whiz
I’ll do a second version once I get some more gems!
“rainy saturday blog amy whaeton” —> I love that someone was looking for my former classmate’s awesome blog. But spell the name right! Jeepers!
“something in your teeth” —> Really? I did have pesto for lunch.
“diapered bum adult women” —> Not sure what to say about this. I’m all for consenting adults having whatever fetish tickles their fancy, but still. This is an odd one.
“cow furry” —> I thought they had hide, not fur. My bad.
“turkey bird” —> My favourite kind of turkey!
“mcdonalds oyuncakları” —> Huh? Is Oyuncaklar a neighbour to Askbeckatsan?
“veggie tales toy that saved christmas” —> Yes, that Carrot Stick Superman powned that evil nogooder! Wasn’t this a bestselling book?
“bologna meat sad” —> You can find this processed meat next to the depressed pepperoni. Eat in moderation.
“judith shakespeare” —> Colour me impressed. If you don’t know about Judith, Google her and Virginia Woolf.
“cute chickens with fluffy slippers” —> Another fetish, I suppose. I hope the same person who Googled diapered women didn’t plug in these search terms.
“commandoembarrassingstories” —> A search brought to you by someone afraid of the space bar.
“gimp at dollarama” —> I hope this refers to the craft stuff, not some person who is disabled.
“sharks getting electrocuted” —> Well you’re not going to find this on The Daily Hodgepodge. Sorry. I could only find pics of dolphins.
“should you stop and help a girl change a tire” —> I can field this one. Yes. Reconsider if she has pepper spray.
“turtle museum” —> This would be epic. Especially if it had a Ride-a-Leatherback ride.
“a condom is like a gun better have but dont need ity” —> The y was included. This is interesting advice. However a condom, at least, won’t go off in your pocket.
“edulinx” —> Evil! Evil! Evil!
“empty goat” —> Take it to Shell and fill it up. You’ll get Air Miles.
“capricorn lucky lottery numbers” —> Well pardner, you sure didn’t find any lucky numbers on this site. But if you’re jonesing for a lottery fix, how about 3, 14, 16, 23, 27, 33. Good luck.