Oh to be a fly on the wall when people crack open fortune cookies!
Please note these are meant to be fun, not true. If you want true fortunes feel free to patronize your local Chinese establishment.
Be careful of gushing too much or people won’t like you. CEO of BP
Inaction on the part of politicians leads to action on voting day. Barack Obama
Not all bracelets are pretty and shiny. Lindsay Lohan
She who opens mouth too wide may well insert own foot. Kristen Stewart
Fame may inflate your sense of worth. Kate Gosselin
He who chokes student may well choke off career. Ken Fells
To prevent leaks, use Depends. Carole Olsen
He who has cold feet needs warmer socks. Peter MacKay.
Those who make up silly fortunes may very well have homework which is incomplete. Miss Julie